Girl on girl fist fights

This week we saw Barbara gain the upper hand with violent chav-thug cellmate, Donna while back in Little Stempington things continue to spiral madly out of control.

Camilla attempts to blackmail the local MEP, who comes round for tea with the ladies and faces the full power of Hilary’s sexually aggressive advances as they try to get planning permission for the super casino on local wildlife reserve Stempington Wetlands.  Blackmail’s the obvious answer.

Then there’s ‘Fight Club’, the new initiative from Lillian and Hilary, and Little Stempington’s women start resolving local disputes with girl-on-girl fist fights.

Camilla is extremely evil in this second show. She tricks cop chief Jeremy into a compromising Jacuzzi situation, using drugs. This is videoed and shown to Jeremy’s wife Joyce - as revenge for Joyce’s attack on the garden centre.

Nymphomaniac Jewel, Camilla’s daughter, shows that being manipulative is a genetic trait with a suicide attempt that persuades Joyce’s son Bill (who has broken her heart by going to college) to make an offer of marriage in order to stop her killing herself.

At the end of the show, Camilla and Joyce face off in the Fight Club in front of all the Stempington ladies. Joyce wins the day.